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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Have Yourself A Good Laugh





Cute #1


As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!


Cute #2 --- SO FUNNY!



In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

28 comments:

Chloe said...

Too funny!

I'm a new follower from the FMB hop. Hope you can stop by www.mamasmusingsblog.blogspot.com

Camilleta said...

Hahahah good stuff!

Tonya said...

That is sooooo hilarious! :) Thanks for stopping by Random Deals. I'm your newest follower! Have a great day!

~ Tonya

Cara said...

ROFLOL! I love these! Thanks for following me at Totally Temberton. I'm here to follow back. :)

Adrianne said...

Awesome. I needed a laugh today!!
Thanks for dropping by Happy Hour - following you back!!

Tyana said...

This is hilarious! I am so excited to follow you back! Thanks for the follow!

Kelly said...

Love the post, super funny! I am following you from Follow Me Back Tuesday and hope you'll follow me back as well. Oh, love your logo/header pic, adorable.
http://babyfeetandpuppybreath.blogspot.com/

Brae Craig said...

I've seen before- they're very funny! I'm following you back and I am your 101st follower! Thanks for following my blog!

Kortney said...

Hi!! I'm stopping by from the Super Stalker Sunday Blog Hop! Thanks so much for linking up with us this week! Hope you are having a great week!!

See you again next week for more fun Super Stalking,
Kortney @ Kortney's Krazy Life

Jennifer said...

Thanks for following Just Wedeminute, I'm following back!

Cami said...

Thank you for the many smiles and laughs just now :) TOO CUTE!

<3-Cami from First Day of My Life

jessicaclarke said...

Thanks for stopping by following u back

TanyasTreasureTrove said...

Hi! Just returning the follow!:0)

May said...

You've made me crack my ribs while LOL! Thanks for linking up at Exposure 99% weekday hop, following back and i look forward being part of your blog. Have a great day.

Donna said...

Loved this post. I shared it on My Life.'s face book page. I need to wipe the tears from my eyes. Thanks for the follow. I am a new GFC follower here. Donna

Nicole B said...

Those are so funny. Love the Superman costume disclaimer one. :)
Thank you for stopping by at Mom Always Finds Out.

I'm here to follow back from the hop.

Have a great day!
Nicole

Mari Sterling Wilbur said...

Hilarious! You have to wonder who comes up with all these "warnings"? I really like your blog and am now following. I've signed up for your email too so I don't miss any posts :D

Regards, Mari

http://www.mariscamera.blogspot.com/

Menopausal New Mom said...

Too funny :)

You have to wonder who they are writing these labels for Lol!

Thanks for dropping by today, I stopped by to say hello and to follow you back.

Happy Wednesday!

Mari Sterling Wilbur said...

Hi Rebecca - thank you for following my blog also and for your comment: "I would love to learn how to take pictures like that." Look over a few of my older posts if you have time and keep following and you will be taking photos like mine in no time - I promise. Most of the photos on my current post were taken with an inexpensive Point and Shoot camera :D

JIM said...

This was great had me laughing the whole time. It is amazing what companies feel the need to tell us!! I started following you after seeing you on Irene's blog


http://jpweddingphotograpy.blogspot.com/2011/09/collaboration-with-tameka-mullins.html

MelissaAggie98 said...

Thanks so much for dropping by the Be-Bop-A Blog Hop! I'm a follower and I hope you'll stop by again soon! Have a great day! :)

http://www.mommylivingthelifeofriley.com

Robyn Rasmussen said...

This was pretty cute. . .it made me chuckle. Amazing how dumb some people can be.
Thanks for stoping by my blog today and following! I am excited to follow back.
-Robyn from http://tipsfromtheheart.blogspot.com

Stephanie said...

Following you back from http://craftingwithbug.blogspot.com/! I LOVE THIS POST!!! I've always wondered how many times people did these stupid things before the warnings were made!!! :) Thanks for the laugh!

Irene said...

I always love having a good laugh, so, thank you for this hilarious post!!! :-)

Andrea said...

These are hilarious! Thanks for sharing. Following back from the hop. Super cute site!

SocialStudiesSoubrette said...

That is pretty funny. Aren't we a strange bunch, hehe.

Leovi said...

Experience the laughter and smiles.

Ellen said...

It is amazing how stupid "instructions" can be. Like... what kind of lawsuits did the peanut company get??? I'm your newest follower and look forward to reading more! ~ Ellen

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